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BIBLE DISCUSSION THREAD 1102

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  • PokingFunAtYouCuzYouGetSoPissedAndItAmusesMe on Genesis 2 - 14 years ago
    And God said to Adam, "Look it's magic!" And he started singing "da da da da da duh duh duh duh do do do do do!" as he danced around shaking the bone, and POOF!!! Woman was created! And he said to Adam TADA!!!!! And Adam said "Ooooooh....How'd ya do that God?" And God said "DON'T QUESTION ME! I AM MAGIC AND MIGHTY I CAN MAKE STUFF OUT OF NOTHING!" And Adam said "Uhhhhhh yes sir boss man!" As the dirt pile er Adam and the bone er his wife walked away, God says "Ahhh yes I love my new sheep".....OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEP OPEN YOUR EYES.



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