Bible Discussion Thread

Hi Rick , please never worry about offending me , I'm English ! This means I have two things , a very thick skin and a good sense of humour , have you seen any monty python ? No worries , I also don't mind being corrected when I'm in the wrong . I've made loads of jokes on here but they have all so far fallen on stoney ground . I shan't give up though , neither should you , much love in Christ .

Hi tough Lady Thought you would get a kick out of that, we can be tough on the word but tender in the heart, Peter before being born again was as you put it was a tough guy. In luke 5 After Jesus taught Gods Word he entered Simon Peters boat and prayed or ask Him to let down the nets for a draught, verse 5 reminds me of us on occasion or at least me. I love his natural unbelieving response Master we you know fishing and we have been at this all night haven't got nothing but to appease you[I'm having fun with this] I will let down the net. Now was that what Jesus Christ said and always did the fathers will said nope he said let down your nets. Here's the grace they let down the net and got so many fish the net broke, Peter called to the partners help, than verse seven the guilt fell down at His knees and said leave me I'm a sinful man. So Jesus Christ said why don't you listen are you stupid no I'll bet with loving tender eyes, he looks and says from now on you'll catch men. I think sometimes we beat ourselves up too much for our faults when the idea is confess the broken fellowship learn and move on or we dwell too much on the error. Just some heart

Hi Sasha I'm exercising my sense of humour. A sunday school teacher in an adult class told them he's going to be teaching next week on being truth full or honest and told the whole class to read and study mark chapter 17. The next week he ask the class how many people read mark 17 and everybody raised their hand.

A sunday school teacher was teaching was sharing obeying God and lot his wife and daughters had to flee sodom and gomorrah with the angels and lots wife disobeying and turning into a pillar of salt, at the end a child ask what happened to the flea.

Hahaha ,you made me start the day with a giggle , thankyou !