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    Henry - 2 years ago
    Ronnie. Thought I'd add years ago my wife and I were invited to this church

    And when the pastor walked up to the podium he picked up a telephone and

    Said he was listening to what God wanted Him to teach, funny thing was he

    Never opened the bible so you tell me. You can't make this stuff up. P.S.

    Never went back no profit.
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    Jesse - In Reply - 2 years ago
    Henry,

    That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. I'm not sure if I could have contained myself from laughing. What would have topped it off is before you left, you pulled an envelope out of your back pocket and said "Excuse me pastor, but this letter just showed up in my back pocket from God, and He told me to get out of here and said to tell you that He does not communicate to us by phone!"

    I might have stuck around just to see what "God told him." That had to be interesting!
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    Henry - In Reply - 2 years ago
    Jesse. We did stay until service was over,in that time frame he called people

    Up from different occupations and I quote ministered the spirit of education

    And carpentry and mechanics and others. Just observed we were invited

    By a friend that said he is spiritually on fire he just didn't understand the source!

    I ask him why He never opened the bible and after no answer then I said then

    How do you know it's God Working? The end.
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    Jesse - In Reply - 2 years ago
    Henry,

    I wish I could have been there brother. I would have went up and said I was from the phone company!
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    Henry - In Reply - 2 years ago
    Jesse. Daily I dial up 888. Or 777 just kidding!
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